Sunday, November 18, 2012

Commercial Pilots -u people are simply Great


Aik Commerecial ka pilot- takes 3/4 lakhs per month..
its justified, yes Justified according to me..
He carrier alsong with him 250+ life with him(Boeing AirBus 320

Mujhe aik 22 saal key ladkey ko within 10 minutes...they told me following
thing...
4 levers ( Green , blue, red, yellow)-things & technology may may have changed till this day.
It was a DEMO FIXED SOLO AIRCRAFT in Indira Gandhi Rashtriya Udyaan akademy ( raiebareely)spelling
Ownes by Ministry of Civil Aviattaion- GOI

GREEN-brake
RED- ACCELETAOR
YELLOW- TURN( RIGHT LEFT BHOOL GAYA, MERA DADAJI BHI NAHI SAMAZ PATEY)
BLUE-NOZZLE
TOLD ME 4 TIMES AND TOLD WITHING 10 MINUTES U HAVE TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION AND KEEP RUNNING THE PLANE WITH WHAT I SAY...

U TIME STARTS NOW-ACCELERATE, INCREASE MORE, GO SLOW, BRAKE , TURN , STOP qUICKY
OVERTURN IT- REMBEMBER COMPUTERISED COMPUTER MONITORING SYYSTEM WAS WATCHING ALL INSTRUCTION GIVEN BY TTHE INSTRUCTOR...
cOOL- MUJHE SAMAZ HEY NAHI AIYA KAUN SA LEEVR KAB DEBAYAAUR KAHA
STILL MANAGWED TO SCORE 250 OIT OF 300(MININMUM CRITERIA) OF PASSING THE PABE TEST
aLLAH KASAM 250 BHI AISEY HEY LEVER GHUMA RAJHA THA

mY fRIEND sELVA - ATAMALIAN SCORED 800 MARKS OUT OF 1000 BEING A MAXIMUN.
TODAY HE RUNS LUFTHANSA - ASHORT HEIGHT, THIN , AN DSLIM
THE FOOD HE TAKES IN A MONTH MAY BE I CONSUME IN A WEEK

tHAT CALLED pilots and that why they r paid for...
AIK GALTI( HAVE READ MAJOR ACCIDENTS), SPECIALLY LANDING IS THE MOST CHALLENGING FOR A PILOT..
iF SOMEONE COMES TO KNOW THE SPEED THAT THE PLANE TAKES AND FLIES- gir jayengey log
Jo speed sey landing hote hai, woh bhi brake pey uska 100 times speed is in AIR
fir PHI LOG WAHA COFEE MANGTEY HAI, AUR AIK SAKH JISKA NAAM PARVIN ALLAHABDI HAI

WHEN kingfisher was active, economy class ka ticket mey Business class ka washroom use karta tha, aur waha rakhey sarey purme teashirt khool key consume karta tha....
Jab Chinki puchtey hai-execuse me you have to use back side..
Allahbdi bolta hai-Sorry mma pata nahi tha- Pls forgive me
Airhostess muskartey hai, usey bhi poata hai
Kya pyaar sey perfumelaga key nikaal gaya

Baad mey bolti hai-Sir i liked the way u sais sorry and ur Attitude
Aur kuch mat bolna-plane mey mera target hota hai peth barna

PARVIN ALLAHABADI
WRITTEN ONLY FOR CAP ANGALI RANGATHAN- 30 SAAL KI LADKI KYA URATEY HAI, HIKOLEY LETEY HAI
TUNEY LEEVR KAISE SAMZA?????
u R A GENEOUS AND A TALENT

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