Thursday, November 22, 2012

मधुमिता अब तो laut जयू

मधुमिता अब तो जयू
अपने इस भाई को और ना सताऊ
तेरे सारी की सारी कविताये , लिख दे मैने

अब तोह लौट जयो
अब मंडे को ना आना
सीधा मंगल को मिलेंगे

मंडे ३ के ३ अपॉइंटमेंट है
अपनी चाय पूरी पी के जाना
मुझे बैडमिंटन खेलने जाने है
सच मे बहन, वोह भी एक बहाना है

नीचे अप्पर्त्मेंट के पीछे "HIGHWAYMAN" खरा रहता है

To Be completed
चंद- by PARVIN ALLAHABADI

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Commercial Pilots -u people are simply Great


Aik Commerecial ka pilot- takes 3/4 lakhs per month..
its justified, yes Justified according to me..
He carrier alsong with him 250+ life with him(Boeing AirBus 320

Mujhe aik 22 saal key ladkey ko within 10 minutes...they told me following
thing...
4 levers ( Green , blue, red, yellow)-things & technology may may have changed till this day.
It was a DEMO FIXED SOLO AIRCRAFT in Indira Gandhi Rashtriya Udyaan akademy ( raiebareely)spelling
Ownes by Ministry of Civil Aviattaion- GOI

GREEN-brake
RED- ACCELETAOR
YELLOW- TURN( RIGHT LEFT BHOOL GAYA, MERA DADAJI BHI NAHI SAMAZ PATEY)
BLUE-NOZZLE
TOLD ME 4 TIMES AND TOLD WITHING 10 MINUTES U HAVE TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION AND KEEP RUNNING THE PLANE WITH WHAT I SAY...

U TIME STARTS NOW-ACCELERATE, INCREASE MORE, GO SLOW, BRAKE , TURN , STOP qUICKY
OVERTURN IT- REMBEMBER COMPUTERISED COMPUTER MONITORING SYYSTEM WAS WATCHING ALL INSTRUCTION GIVEN BY TTHE INSTRUCTOR...
cOOL- MUJHE SAMAZ HEY NAHI AIYA KAUN SA LEEVR KAB DEBAYAAUR KAHA
STILL MANAGWED TO SCORE 250 OIT OF 300(MININMUM CRITERIA) OF PASSING THE PABE TEST
aLLAH KASAM 250 BHI AISEY HEY LEVER GHUMA RAJHA THA

mY fRIEND sELVA - ATAMALIAN SCORED 800 MARKS OUT OF 1000 BEING A MAXIMUN.
TODAY HE RUNS LUFTHANSA - ASHORT HEIGHT, THIN , AN DSLIM
THE FOOD HE TAKES IN A MONTH MAY BE I CONSUME IN A WEEK

tHAT CALLED pilots and that why they r paid for...
AIK GALTI( HAVE READ MAJOR ACCIDENTS), SPECIALLY LANDING IS THE MOST CHALLENGING FOR A PILOT..
iF SOMEONE COMES TO KNOW THE SPEED THAT THE PLANE TAKES AND FLIES- gir jayengey log
Jo speed sey landing hote hai, woh bhi brake pey uska 100 times speed is in AIR
fir PHI LOG WAHA COFEE MANGTEY HAI, AUR AIK SAKH JISKA NAAM PARVIN ALLAHABDI HAI

WHEN kingfisher was active, economy class ka ticket mey Business class ka washroom use karta tha, aur waha rakhey sarey purme teashirt khool key consume karta tha....
Jab Chinki puchtey hai-execuse me you have to use back side..
Allahbdi bolta hai-Sorry mma pata nahi tha- Pls forgive me
Airhostess muskartey hai, usey bhi poata hai
Kya pyaar sey perfumelaga key nikaal gaya

Baad mey bolti hai-Sir i liked the way u sais sorry and ur Attitude
Aur kuch mat bolna-plane mey mera target hota hai peth barna

PARVIN ALLAHABADI
WRITTEN ONLY FOR CAP ANGALI RANGATHAN- 30 SAAL KI LADKI KYA URATEY HAI, HIKOLEY LETEY HAI
TUNEY LEEVR KAISE SAMZA?????
u R A GENEOUS AND A TALENT

मेरी चाय तो बगैर दूध के बनती है

POEM-मेरी चाय तो बगैर दूध के बनती है

मेरी चाय तो बगैर दूध के बनती है
मेरे चाय तोह बगैर दूध के बनती है

शक्कर भी महीनो में कभी अकाद बार पड़ता है.......
चैपत्ति ( चाय अपने पति के साथ- Husband ) ६ साल साल सात महीने पहले मायका निकली है,
अभी तक वापस ही नहीं ऐयी ) ......

अब बच क्या गया मेरे ज़िन्दगी में
क्या करे अल्लाहबदी फकीर हो गया है

चाय पियो मस्त जियो
BY- Parvin Allahabadi & Mehek सुल्ताना

Aaj Kal (infact from past 2 years when i developed the taste for Coffee- Bru Instant not Filtered one....
Kant"t( Pravin C ko K likhta hai, kisse ko yaad karta hai)
u people by now must have realised i write K for C accept for Coffee as she still is not better than Bru-
There May be othert Brands also Nescafe coming closer but its Banti BRU......
Aik Baar key Baat hai.

Bangaluru -lko - Bnagalore direst 6:10 key indigo key udyaan jo Capt anjali ranganathan udathey hai, Up captaan arya vaish, Nazeen seikh jo lucknow key hai, marai pinto(mangluru ki rehney wali hai), aur do naam yaad nahi
Aik shayad kolkatta ki hai, aur aur bengaluru ki niwasi hai

Capt Anjali ranganathan takes charge daily-the best pilot i have come across....
Jab woh Mam Landing karwate hai toh ALLAH dharti per hey Jannat jaise feel hote hai, Makhaan ki tarah aaram sey phisaltey hai..
Usko apna kaam aata hai
Hum kaviyio ki bhasha mey Maharath hasiil kehna kehte hai
jaise sabdo jkey saath hum hassi titholi kartey , she does with the Plane.....

One day i will defintely ask where where diid she did her CPL(Commercial pilot licence)....
Pujney pitaji atarth mere papa muje hamesha aik pilot banna chahtey they
But see the contrast PABT ( Pilot abtitute Battery Test) fail ho gaya -Raebareelly (UP), mey
Pitaji key Rs 3600 bekaar ho gayee
pappa POEM MERE BATTERY HAI
Kavitha mere Zindagi hai( matlab kavitha aik hindu thi)
Hum kaviyo ki battery jayeda charged rehta hai, and now i realised that i am more of a story writer than a POET...

The Infight within me continues- well world will come to know what i am....
haa baat cofee ki ho rahe they,
Rakshbandhan waley dn Capt anjali ki udyaan key khoobsuraati nihaar raha tha
Bechney wali madam aiye( not Goods but Refreshment)----Nazneen seikh thee Mohtarma
Mujhe aaj bhi dekh kar dartey hai

Sir Chai coffee- maine Bru ( rs 10 sache) Nikala aur pakraya
usney mundi hilaya
sir outside food is not allowed ...
Main tabiyat sey yaad dilaya yeh FOOD nahoi cofee bhi
Terte ko bhi Maafi hai kyokee tuu aik musalmani hai
nahi toh allah DGCA tab pahuch jata

Nazeen ney bhir gurraya
U ahve to take what we serve
Humney usko hospitality yaad dilaye, guest ka khyaal rakhna sikhaya
INDIGO AIRLINES KEY TAREEF MEY GANA GAYA
bOLA NAZNEEN tuu mera BRU benadey- apney cofee ka bil phar ley
Nazneen ney kaha sir aap kaun hoo
mainey kaha alian nahi huu, khuda kasam yateem nahi huuu
Main lucknwai nawab hoo wahi jo wahi lucknow sey nikal gaya kyokee jhoota main khud pehan lee thee..
INDIGO owned by which group forgot it
Nazneen ney tabiyat sey Bru banaya- Bill bhi nahi fada
hamesha fone kartey hai

Allahabadi ko jaroorat nahi hai-aik musalmani kafi thi urdu seekhney key liye.......

From The POEM- मेरी चाय तो बगैर दूध के बनती है
POET- PARVIN ALLAHABADI & MEHEK SULTANA.
( there can be thousand of Mehek Sultana)
(कवि Chand, - प्रवीण इलाहाबादी और महक सुल्ताना)