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अब तोह लौट जयो

अब मंडे को ना आना
सीधा मंगल को मिलेंगे

मंडे ३ के ३ अपॉइंटमेंट है
अपनी चाय पूरी पी के जाना
मुझे बैडमिंटन खेलने जाने है
सच मे बहन, वोह भी एक बहाना है

नीचे अप्पर्त्मेंट के पीछे "HIGHWAYMAN" खरा रहता है

To Be completed
चंद- by PARVIN ALLAHABADI

Commercial Pilots -u people are simply Great

Aik Commerecial ka pilot- takes 3/4 lakhs per month..
its justified, yes Justified according to me..
He carrier alsong with him 250+ life with him(Boeing AirBus 320

Mujhe aik 22 saal key ladkey ko within 10 minutes...they told me following

thing...
4 levers ( Green , blue, red, yellow)-things & technology may may have changed till this day.
It was a DEMO FIXED SOLO AIRCRAFT in Indira Gandhi Rashtriya Udyaan akademy ( raiebareely)spelling
Ownes by Ministry of Civil Aviattaion- GOI

GREEN-brake
RED- ACCELETAOR
YELLOW- TURN( RIGHT LEFT BHOOL GAYA, MERA DADAJI BHI NAHI SAMAZ PATEY)
BLUE-NOZZLE
TOLD ME 4 TIMES AND TOLD WITHING 10 MINUTES U HAVE TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION AND KEEP RUNNING THE PLANE WITH WHAT I SAY...

U TIME STARTS NOW-ACCELERATE, INCREASE MORE, GO SLOW, BRAKE , TURN , STOP qUICKY
OVERTURN IT- REMBEMBER COMPUTERISED COMPUTER MONITORING SYYSTEM WAS WATCHING ALL INSTRUCTION GIVEN BY TTHE INSTRUCTOR...
cOOL- MUJHE SAMAZ HEY NAHI AIYA KAUN SA LEEVR KAB DEBAYAAUR KAHA
STILL MANAGWED TO SCORE 250 OIT OF 300(MININMUM CRITERIA) OF PASSING THE PABE TEST
aLLAH KASAM 250 BHI AISEY HEY LEVER GHUMA RAJHA THA

mY fRIEND sELVA - ATAMALIAN SCORED 800 MARKS OUT OF 1000 BEING A MAXIMUN.
TODAY HE RUNS LUFTHANSA - ASHORT HEIGHT, THIN , AN DSLIM
THE FOOD HE TAKES IN A MONTH MAY BE I CONSUME IN A WEEK

tHAT CALLED pilots and that why they r paid for...
AIK GALTI( HAVE READ MAJOR ACCIDENTS), SPECIALLY LANDING IS THE MOST CHALLENGING FOR A PILOT..
iF SOMEONE COMES TO KNOW THE SPEED THAT THE PLANE TAKES AND FLIES- gir jayengey log
Jo speed sey landing hote hai, woh bhi brake pey uska 100 times speed is in AIR
fir PHI LOG WAHA COFEE MANGTEY HAI, AUR AIK SAKH JISKA NAAM PARVIN ALLAHABDI HAI

WHEN kingfisher was active, economy class ka ticket mey Business class ka washroom use karta tha, aur waha rakhey sarey purme teashirt khool key consume karta tha....
Jab Chinki puchtey hai-execuse me you have to use back side..
Allahbdi bolta hai-Sorry mma pata nahi tha- Pls forgive me
Airhostess muskartey hai, usey bhi poata hai
Kya pyaar sey perfumelaga key nikaal gaya

Baad mey bolti hai-Sir i liked the way u sais sorry and ur Attitude
Aur kuch mat bolna-plane mey mera target hota hai peth barna

PARVIN ALLAHABADI
WRITTEN ONLY FOR CAP ANGALI RANGATHAN- 30 SAAL KI LADKI KYA URATEY HAI, HIKOLEY LETEY HAI
TUNEY LEEVR KAISE SAMZA?????
u R A GENEOUS AND A TALENT

मेरी चाय तो बगैर दूध के बनती है

POEM-मेरी चाय तो बगैर दूध के बनती है

मेरी चाय तो बगैर दूध के बनती है
मेरे चाय तोह बगैर दूध के बनती है

शक्कर भी महीनो में कभी अकाद बार पड़ता है.......
चैपत्ति ( चाय अपने पति के साथ- Husband ) ६ साल साल सात महीने पहले मायका निकली है,
अभी तक वापस ही नहीं ऐयी ) ......

अब बच क्या गया मेरे ज़िन्दगी में
क्या करे अल्लाहबदी फकीर हो गया है

चाय पियो मस्त जियो
BY- Parvin Allahabadi & Mehek सुल्ताना

Aaj Kal (infact from past 2 years when i developed the taste for Coffee- Bru Instant not Filtered one....
Kant"t( Pravin C ko K likhta hai, kisse ko yaad karta hai)
u people by now must have realised i write K for C accept for Coffee as she still is not better than Bru-
There May be othert Brands also Nescafe coming closer but its Banti BRU......
Aik Baar key Baat hai.

Bangaluru -lko - Bnagalore direst 6:10 key indigo key udyaan jo Capt anjali ranganathan udathey hai, Up captaan arya vaish, Nazeen seikh jo lucknow key hai, marai pinto(mangluru ki rehney wali hai), aur do naam yaad nahi
Aik shayad kolkatta ki hai, aur aur bengaluru ki niwasi hai

Capt Anjali ranganathan takes charge daily-the best pilot i have come across....
Jab woh Mam Landing karwate hai toh ALLAH dharti per hey Jannat jaise feel hote hai, Makhaan ki tarah aaram sey phisaltey hai..
Usko apna kaam aata hai
Hum kaviyio ki bhasha mey Maharath hasiil kehna kehte hai
jaise sabdo jkey saath hum hassi titholi kartey , she does with the Plane.....

One day i will defintely ask where where diid she did her CPL(Commercial pilot licence)....
Pujney pitaji atarth mere papa muje hamesha aik pilot banna chahtey they
But see the contrast PABT ( Pilot abtitute Battery Test) fail ho gaya -Raebareelly (UP), mey
Pitaji key Rs 3600 bekaar ho gayee
pappa POEM MERE BATTERY HAI
Kavitha mere Zindagi hai( matlab kavitha aik hindu thi)
Hum kaviyo ki battery jayeda charged rehta hai, and now i realised that i am more of a story writer than a POET...

The Infight within me continues- well world will come to know what i am....
haa baat cofee ki ho rahe they,
Rakshbandhan waley dn Capt anjali ki udyaan key khoobsuraati nihaar raha tha
Bechney wali madam aiye( not Goods but Refreshment)----Nazneen seikh thee Mohtarma
Mujhe aaj bhi dekh kar dartey hai

Sir Chai coffee- maine Bru ( rs 10 sache) Nikala aur pakraya
usney mundi hilaya
sir outside food is not allowed ...
Main tabiyat sey yaad dilaya yeh FOOD nahoi cofee bhi
Terte ko bhi Maafi hai kyokee tuu aik musalmani hai
nahi toh allah DGCA tab pahuch jata

Nazeen ney bhir gurraya
U ahve to take what we serve
Humney usko hospitality yaad dilaye, guest ka khyaal rakhna sikhaya
INDIGO AIRLINES KEY TAREEF MEY GANA GAYA
bOLA NAZNEEN tuu mera BRU benadey- apney cofee ka bil phar ley
Nazneen ney kaha sir aap kaun hoo
mainey kaha alian nahi huu, khuda kasam yateem nahi huuu
Main lucknwai nawab hoo wahi jo wahi lucknow sey nikal gaya kyokee jhoota main khud pehan lee thee..
INDIGO owned by which group forgot it
Nazneen ney tabiyat sey Bru banaya- Bill bhi nahi fada
hamesha fone kartey hai

Allahabadi ko jaroorat nahi hai-aik musalmani kafi thi urdu seekhney key liye.......

From The POEM- मेरी चाय तो बगैर दूध के बनती है
POET- PARVIN ALLAHABADI & MEHEK SULTANA.
( there can be thousand of Mehek Sultana)
(कवि Chand, - प्रवीण इलाहाबादी और महक सुल्ताना)

Dekha Tujhe Chaha tujhe, Socha Tujhe Pooja Tujhe, Meri Wafa Meri Khata, Teri Khata kuch b nahi

Dekha Tujhe Chaha tujhe, Socha Tujhe Pooja Tujhe
Meri Wafa Meri Khata, Teri Khata kuch b nahi

Jis per Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat bhar
Bheja wohi Kagaz usey, Hum ne likha Kuch b nahi

Aur Ek Shaam ki Dehleez per, Bethey rahe wo Dair tak
Aankhon se ki Batain boht, Munh se kaha kuch b nahi

SHAYAR- NOT KNOWN

Jis per Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat bhar

Bheja wohi Kagaz usey, Hum ne likha Kuch b nahi

LIKHNEY WALEY TUU TOH LIKH KE CHALA GAYA

ALLAHABADI KO TANHA, PARESHAN KARKEY CHALA GAYA

MILE KABHI TUU POOCHO TUJHSEY

AIY SHAYAR TUMNEY KAUN SA WAQT MUKARAR KIYA THA

KIS WAQT, KIS MAHOOOL MEY LIKHA THA

DIN MEY LIKHA THA, YAA RAAT MEY LIKHA THA

CHAIN SEY LIKHA THA, yAA BECHAAN LIKHA THA

BHOOKEY PET LIKA THA, YAA BHAR PET LIKHA THA

MAJBOORI MEY LIKHA THA, YAA MAJHBOOT KO KY LIKHA THA

SAWAAN MEY LIKHA THA, YAA BHIR BHADO MEY

PATJHAR MEY LIKHA THA, YAA BAHAAR MEIN

SOCH KEY LIKA THA, YAA BIN SOCH KEY LIKHA THA

NEEND MEY LIKHA THA, YAA JAAGTEY WAQT LIKHA THA

DAL JHEEL KEY HALKI THAD MEY LIKHA THA
YAA CHEERAPUNJI KEY BAARISH MEY MADHOSH HO KAR LIKHA THA

aIY SHAYAR KYA WOH PAANCH BAAR KE NAMAZI THEE
YAA FIR KAURVA CHAUTHA KA VRAT REKNEY WALI
nAURATAR KA NAU DIN PAATH KARNEY WALI
GURU DUARREY MEY GURU GOBIND SAHEB KEY SAMNEY MATHAA TEKNEY WALI

YAA PHIR GIRZAGHAR KEY WOH RUBY

KHATA HONEY KEY PEHLE LIKHA THA

yAA KHATA HONY KE BAAD LIKHA THA

ALLAH KASAM , JAB BHI LIKHA THA

KYA KHOOB LIKHA THA

KYA KHOOB LIKHA THA

KYA KHOOB LIKHA THA

KYA KHOOB LIKHA THA

AIY SHAYAR TUU AGAR KABHI MUJHE MIL JAYE

TOH AIK BAAR YEH JAROOR PUCHUNGA

SACH MEY LIKHA THA, YAA JHOOTMOOTH LIKHA THA

SACH MEY LIKHA THA, YAA JHOOTMOOTH LIKHA THA

...

KISEY KO SAMNEY RAKH KEY LIKHA THA

YAA JHOOTHMOOTH KALPINIK  LIKHA THA

ALLAH KASAM KISMAT WALI HOGI WOH

JISKEY LIYE TUNEY YEH LIKHA THA

KISMAT WALI HOGI WOH

JISKEY LIYE TUNEY YEH LIKHA THA

aIY SHAYAR SACH BOLNEY
KAHI YE SARE SABD RUPI MOTI

KAHI YE SARE SABD RUPI MOTI

Mere Monalisa key liye toh nahi likha tha
kahe yeh sab tumney mere Monalisa key liye toh nahe likha tha

PARVIN ALLAHABADI &; MEHEK SULTANA

( there can be thousand Of Mehek Sultana)

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Written On 30/3/11- A WEDNESDAY WEHN THE WHOLE WAS SLEEPING QUIETLY & PEACFULLY, SO THAT THEY CAN SUPPORT THE NATION TO WIN TODAY KRICKET MATCH...
THERE WAS A SMALL TIME QUIET POET WHO WAS BUSY WITH HIS kIND OF KRICKET
Well His Religion being a religious Humanist is POEtry.

PARVIN ALLAHABADI

PARVIN ALLAHABADI

वाह रे खुदा
तेरी इस करिश्में का जवाब नहीं .
तू क्या चीज़ बनाता है
किसे को राम बनाता है
किसे को रहीम बनाता है

तू ही इंसान बनता है
तू ही इंसान बनता है
और तू ही , कभी कभी शैतान भी बनाता है ,

लोगो ने तोह कहा है
ताजमहल शाह्जहा ने मुमताज़ के लिए बनाया था,
लोगो ने तोह कहा है
ताजमहल शाह्जहा ने मुमताज़ के लिए बनाया था

पर शायद लोग यह भूल गए
ताज महल भी , तेरे रहनुमाई के बगैर मुमकिन ना हुआ होगा.

वाह रे खुदा
तेरी इस करिश्में का जवाब नहीं .
तू क्या चीज़ बनता है,

कभी कभी ऐसे बोलते हुए तस्वीर बनाता है
कभी कभी ऐसे बोलते हुए तस्वीर बनाता है

माँ बनाता है, भाई भी बनाता है,
बहन भी बनता है ,
इंसान , हैवान और शैतान भी ,

ज़न्नत भी तू ही नसीब कराता है
वजू करना भी तू हे सिखाता है
और बन्दों को तू झुकना सिखाता है ,

और अर्ज है
कभी कभी शायद ऐसे बोलते हुए तस्वीर भी बना जाता है
कभी कभी शायद ऐसे बोलते हुए तस्वीर बना जाता है

पर शायद, या अल्लाह कई अल्लाह्बादियो को बाप बनाना भूल जाता गया ,
पर शायद, या अल्लाह कई अल्लाह्बादियो को बाप बनाना भूल जाता गया ,
उनको भी ऐसे एक बेटी देना भूल जाता है
और जिन बाप को बेटी देता है
उनमे से कई बाप को रोटी देना भूल जाता है
रोटी देना भूल जाता है,

वाह रे खुदा
तेरी इस करिश्में का जवाब नहीं .
तू क्या चीज़ बनता है,

FROM THE POEM- वाह रे खुदा
PARVIN ALLAHABADI & MEHEK SULTANA
परवीन अल्लाहबदी और महक सुल्ताना

IF U R BAD , I CAN TRY BEING UR DAD

YES TRUST ME FRIENDS..its my OBSERVATION PAST 3 YEARS
only BAD PEOPLE PLAY BAD-MINTON.

people dont bring shuttle at all.
play more than 2 games at a time....schrew, wicked, cuning people want to play the game among Themselves.

REASONS:1)

They Feel there should be a level , the shuttle should move minimum 5 times before getting Dropped at any side.
maine 5 Baar ka Namazi suna hai, aur padha hai, 5 baar ka BADMINTON BAZI NAHEE SUNA.

2) OOOOFICE bhi jana hai, time pey BAD-MINTON BHI GROUP ME KHELNA HAI.
According to them Maza nahee aata hai unko
A maza ke liyee to bahut se cheeza hai, u decide ur choice.well mujhe to sabhi ke saath maza aata hai
3) Have u people paid extra for Ur Annual Membership charges.If yes than take the court , Booth capture the Court, hizak the court, Ruin the Court, and sleep with the Court..

4) I feel everyone has paid the same amount for single anual membership charges, Correct.THEN PLZZZ FOR GOD SAKE LEAVE COURT NO- 4, & can go to any other COURT OF LAW( Court no-1,2,3)or LAST BUT NOT LEAST.

5) IF u people leevl has increased to that extent Please Go to ay other club, thaere r many many other BAD-MINTON COURTS NEAR TO OUR PLACE.NEARSED ONE IN INDIRANGAR, OR MARATHALLI( rS 200 oNLY FOR 2 HOURS) SO rS 50 ONLY FOR PER HEAD.ENJOY BAD-MINTON AS MUCH AS U WANT.

6) OTHERWISE DIRECTLY pLAY IN kANTIVEERA BAD-MINTON INDOOR STADIUM, or play WITH PRAKASH PADUKONE SIR.

SORRY USKE LIYEE UPAR JANA PADEGA AAPKO.

OK PLAY WITH MODI SIR- SORRY AAP JAISE GANDE SOCH WALEY LOG NEY , HE WAS BRUTUALLY MURDERED( tHANKS TO HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE).
OK LAST OPTION:

TRY PLAYING WITH SAAINA NEHWAL- SOOO SORRY SHE WILL NOT PLAY WITH U..

TUM LOG KI AUKAAT NAHEE HAI, TO PLAY WITH INTERNATIONAL LEVEL PLAYER, AN OLYMIPIAN GOLD MEDALIST, ALL INDIA BAD-MINTON , ALL ENGLAND BAD-MINTON RANK HOLDER .

guys the whole logic is .................

IF U R BAD , I CAN TRY BEING UR DAD


PARVIN ALLAHABADI